Month: March 2017

10 Things I wish I Knew Before my First Baby

Not all babies or toddlers sleep through the night and there’s literally no reason. Not one good reason. They’re not hungry. They didn’t sleep too much during they day. Their belly doesn’t hurt. They aren’t spoiled {well that’s still up for debate}. The didn’t poop. Trying {and failing} all the

Thursday Three {Social Media Edition}

Do your kids enjoy bizarre YouTube videos of “hands” playing with Play Doh or opening new toys that come in the form of an egg? Mother Goose Club on repeat, anyone? Maybe they’re like Mila and have been listening to Finger Family since Christmas Eve. Side note: we all need

To My Five Year Old Daughter

12 months of crying when my period came. 12 months of Googling “I’ve taken 8 pregnancy tests and they’re all negative. Could I be pregnant?”. People telling me “just relax” {P.S. no one wants to hear that when they’re trying to get knocked up}. 12 months of seemingly every female

That Time I Ran a Car Into my Neighbor’s House

It’ll come as no surprise to you that I’ve done a lot of stupid crap in my {almost} thirty years on this planet. I briefly mentioned in another post about ramming my neighbor’s car into their house when I was twelve. I didn’t elaborate but now I will. You asked,

Chillin’ at the Holiday Inn

We had a jam packed weekend that couldn’t have been more perfect. The kids were spread among the grandparents while we took a quick overnight stay in *drum roll please* Cape. We fancy. Ha, no but really, anything too far off is a no-go right now with Waylon keeping his

Dishes & Kegels

Y’all remember when I went to the dermatologist and told you all about it? If not, you can check out Doctors & Butts for that ridiculousness. And in the meantime, let me tell you about how my pap smear went last week. First off, I don’t go to male gynos. It’s not